Something just happened right now. After work I ran as fast as my legs could carry me, I needed to get a bus as Asap, my stomach is at war! Is it that Mama skibo’s rice I ate? Or it is the Mama tomorrow get belle’s eba that is like mini mountain?π©
I jumped into the first bus I saw.
The driver kept shouting, “enter with your change oh, enter with your change oh”π£οΈ
That’s how they shout enter with your change and at end they have more than 5k change under their bom bom, yeye people.π
Minutes later one man just drop at his junction and brought out 500naira note.
Boom! driver jumped down like a commando and grabbed the bros by his neck.π‘π€π₯
“Oga you must give my money, shebi I say enter with your change, we die here today”
After much exchange of muscles, with both party settling with swollen eyes, our journey continued.
Well I was minding my business at the back seat, very close to the window side, calm and prayerful; cos during the war I checked my Wallet and realised all I had was a 1000naira noteπππ
Don’t ask me what happened next, just mind your business ohπππ