Onyeneke Abel

Learn how to make a full-time living as a freelance writer

I once read the story of a man who was actually a bad writer. He was so bad at writing, nothing he put down was good enough and he was already marked as a terrible writer. No one would hire his services.

So he got a coach, and even this coach couldn’t help but tell him to quit writing. But he didn’t quit. He relaxed instead on his random writing activities and started to write with more focus, on subjects he was passionate about.


Jonas had a meeting to attend with some foreign investors. He had promised Jane it would be an opportunity to have some quality time with Davies since he would be sending both of them to replace him. Jane willingly jumped at the offer, she had offered her body to Jonas so he could grant he Davies, and it seemed as if Jonas was living up to his promise already. 

Something you just can’t explain 😂

A farmer was sitting in the neighborhood bar getting himself drunk.

A man came in and asked the farmer, Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day, getting drunk? The farmer shook his head and replied, Some things you just can t explain.

So what happened that is so horrible? the man asked as he sat down next to the farmer.

Well, the farmer said, today I was sitting by my cow, milking her