Too frown is an offenseπŸ˜‚

​-So Rat First Me Enter Aso Rock…πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
Moral Lesson: Never Look Down On Anybody…πŸ˜‘πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
-Some Girls Are Like Bags Of Weed…😊
You Love Her, But You Can’t Show Her To Your Parents….πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
…very true… Lol
-Don’t Be Angry If She Doesn’t Reply Your Text, Some Of These SlayQueens Can’t Read…πŸ˜‰
Relax, My Brother…πŸ‘πŸ’―
-Some Ladies Think Its Solely A Man’s Job To Be Romantic, To Surprise, Giving Gifts, Etc…
While Thiers Is To “Awww”
My Sister Men Also Want To “Awww” Too O…πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’..
-In Africa, We Don’t Need CCTV Cameras, Neighbors Are Enough…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
-Boys Are Always At Their Mathematical Best When A Girl Says She Is Pregnant…πŸ˜‰πŸ’―
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-My Sister Did He Also Promise You The Same World He Still Owes His Ex…?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
-Nothing Sucks More Than That Moment During An Argument, When You Realize That You’re Wrong, But You Still Go On Anyway…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
-When You Ask People For Advise They Will Tell You To Listen To Your Heart, But All You Can Hear Is “Gudu Gudu”…πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
-Some Of These Guys That You Call Assholes, Dogs, Pigs, Trash And Devil Are Actually Good People…😍
They Just Don’t Love You, End Of Story…πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’
-Do You Know That Short People Can Hear Ancestors Gossiping Underground…?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
This is not my hand writing oo….
-Witchcraft Is When You Want To Give Your Mom Money, But Then You Take Out A Condom…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
OMG😱😱 the apostles must hear this….
-Using A Condom Is Doubting The Power Of God. Let God Protect You…
-Just know You’ve Made A Bad Decision Than When Someone Says “As Long As You’re Happy”…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
-You’re Busy Texting Her “Good Morning”, And Another Man Is Texting Her “Wow, Last Night Was Crazy…”, My Brother After God, Fear Women…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
-Leaving Your Things At Boo’s Place Won’t Stop Other Girls From Seeing Him, They’ll Sleep With Him And Wear Your Sleepers In The Morning…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
-A Relationship Without Trust Is Like A Phone Without Service, And What Do You Do With A Phone Without Service…? You Play Games…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
-Only An African Parent Will Fall Asleep While Watching News And Wake Up As Soon As You Change The Channel…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
-When You’re Dating A Beautiful Girl, You Have To Comment On Her Pics Like Baby Where Did You Keep The Charger, I Can’t Find It, Just To Mark Your Territory…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
-Women Who Pray Achieve More Than Those Who Slay…😌
GM
-What If The Entire Universe Is Just A Video Being Shown To Adam And Eve To Explain Why They Shouldn’t Eat The Fruit…πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•
Am jhus saying…..
-You Ask A Girl Out And She Brought Her Friend. My Brother Don’t Panic, Just Give Her Friend More Attention…πŸ˜‰πŸ’―
She Won’t Try It Again…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
-Don’t Call A Girl A Slut For Having Sex, I’m Pretty Sure Your Mom Didn’t Draw You…😊😊😊
-Some Guys Will Intentionally Not Put Chairs In Their Rooms So That When A Lady Comes To Visit, She Will Have No Other Option Than To Sit On The Bed. These Are Ministers Of Strategic Planning And Bedmatic Affairs…πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†
-All You To Did I Like Them Confuse To Person Another To It Send, Confused Up Ended And This Read To Trying Time Your Took All You Since.
Still Confused…?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Now Read Backwards.
-When She Sleeps Over At Your Place And Decides To Make Breakfast For Herself And You Hear 1 Egg Kha!, 2Kha! 3Kha! 4Kha! 5Kha! 6Kha! And When You Think She’s Done Kha! 7
And You Scream Who Sent You!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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About Onyeneke Abel

I am a writer, freelancer, ghostwriter, content developer. Okay hold on and think of any thing that has to do with a pen and paper. Yeah hold on. That's me in your thoughts. I am anything that has to do with a pen and paper!

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